My friend Greg pretty much knows everything there is to know about animals, especially bears. He’s a bear enthusiast. He TeVo’s all animal shows on the Discovery Channel so if Greg says something about animals, its fact.
Greg Fact #1 If you’re attacked by a shark just rub it on its nose. Sharks like that and they won’t bite you.
Greg Fact #2 Bears are pretty much the smartest animal in the world. When they have headaches they chew on bark.
Greg Fact #3: If you’re attacked by an alligator just hold their jaws shut with your hands. They have really weak jaw opening muscles
Greg Fact #4 Bears are Bad-A. And they have the best round house karate kick.
But the most recent and life changing Greg fact was this. Ligers, they are not just mythical and magical movie creations. Ligers are REAL!!! I didn’t believe it either. So I looked it up. A Liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion and a female tiger, bred for their skills in magic.
And they are the largest cats in the world. They’re crazy huge!! Scientists don’t know genetically what the heck happened that made them so big, but they are just enormous.
Liger - The funniest movie is here. Find it
Ligers are the new King of the Jungle. My hypothesis:
Liger verses Hippo = Liger
Liger verses Crocodile = Liger
Liger verses Great White = Liger
The only bad thing about Ligers is they aren’t in very good shape. They can only run like 100 yards and then they are tired. So if you’re attacked by a Liger and you can run more than 100 yards you’re in the clear.
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